Miscellaneous: Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops...

By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By murphslaw - 29/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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MitchellK 3

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:12

how the **** did he deserve this?! there must be some trolls and dumbasses on this site

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:29

It shouldn't be too hard to explain your way out of. Provided you hadn't knocked her out, tied her up, and stole some shot quick before the cops arrived.

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Jessicaa96145 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:37

Alzheimers? my grandma had it and didn't remember my mom. she -Remembered- my dad though, started flirting with him and was trying to get my mom to leave .. FYL .

brownlace 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 22:05

lmao

doggone456 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 22:29

next time don't go threw the window.. and elderly people forget alot so dont take it personally...

Compass 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 23:10

She called the cops because you paid her a visit. It'd be a shame if something bad happened to her, right?

Doortje 29

Wednesday 1 September 2010 23:37

Well, you did take all her jewelry last time you were there.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:19

Well either you don't see her frequently enough or she has dementia and shouldn't be expected to recognize you in the first place. It's your own fault for just showing up.