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By Manstobe92 - 16/11/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By LevKin - 30/07/2009 07:20 - Canada

Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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tiny_cactus 0

Monday 16 November 2009 16:27

At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.

Kurokawa_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 16:48

Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.

Comments

wairdt 5

Monday 16 November 2009 17:27

Wow, sir. What the heck were you thinking?!

klimpomppp 9

Friday 17 May 2013 20:40

Something along the lines of: well that went better than expected, i guess her dad likes m- wow mail shower

GrnBstrd 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:45

thats hillareous! but totally sucks, FYL dude.

driedpeaches 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:49

what kinda POS were you driving that he offered you his car?

perdix 29

Monday 16 November 2009 17:49

With his judgment, it looks like he can expect to become a grandpa soon. If driving a car without crashing is too much for you, certainly proper condom use is hopelessly complex for you.

PhillyFox 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:52

Anyone else find these "OMG Faaake!!1" posts really annoying?

RachelTM 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:39

Yes. ;-)

ohJeeznotme 7

Monday 16 November 2009 18:06

YDI for being a shitty driver. I hope you are paying for the repairs out of your pocket and apologizing profusely.

Vonuc 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:38

Just hope the dad only cares about cars and has a plastic mailbox.

RHOPKINS13 2

Monday 16 November 2009 18:26

Thank you for making my day, I haven't laughed this hard at an FML for a very long time. YDI though, because you should have been extremely careful considering it was somebody else's car.