Transportation: Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have...

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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You deserved it 46 528

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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You deserved it 7 233

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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You deserved it 79 846

By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 914

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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You deserved it 2 280

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 710

You deserved it 10 651

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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You deserved it 42 687

Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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You deserved it 883

stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

Comments

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:07

Win! I would have put the note there even if I had seen them lol. That's awesome.

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:09

So you would have written an angry note if they weren't there but not if they were? They're gonna read it either way. I'm not sure what the problem is here.

Caayouteepie 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:13

wouldnt it be more like a bonus than an fml that he was there so you could talk directly to him?

Caayouteepie 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:15

wouldnt it be more of a bonus than an fml that he was there so you could talk directly to him?

littlemisslee 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:23

heh. you should of smiled and still stuck it in the window! I have these fake parking tickets I bought for this reason.

organismal 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:28

Should have just hit him with your door as you went in. (:

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:43

OP: Good for you. Don't be one of those people who are bold when nobody is looking. Tell those SUV assholes that "you're here, you're queer, get used to it!". If they don't know how to park the ******* car they shouldn't be driving it!

Jennydew 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:48

I would have looked to see if anyone was in the car first, but sometimes when you're so irritated, you tend to be less observant. I think the first 2 comments were ridiculous, but then again, those 2 are probably the inconsiderate asshole type that the OP is talking about.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:07

Nice try, but I'm kinda anal about parking correctly because I don't want my car to get keyed or something like some of these people suggest. I just don't care for cowards.

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:19

lol yeah...i didnt notice them until after i got in my car bc they turned their car on as i was backing out

brilliantbarbie 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:55

Ok, Im a bit confused...FYL why?? someone parked bad? You had to write a letter? Someone was actually in the car?? Either way IDK how this is a FML... If he did a shitty park job, good for you leaving a note... I have done that before, but I usually leave a note, and a few pennies I find lying around my car saying "Here ass hole, learn how to park and buy yourself some damn consideration!!!!" If its a FYL because someone was IN the car and you just dont have the balls to say the same thing you wrote, then you deserve it. I hate people like that...If you can talk the talk, the you should be able to walk the walk.

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:22

its just a funny story i thought i would share...get the **** over the fact that it doesnt necessarily make sense to you

brilliantbarbie 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:44

sorry, your the one whos life is ****** because you think your tough enough to leave a letter but then are all flustered because you cant handle a little confrontation with the person you directed the letter at. Funny story, alot of people have experienced it. Frankly, the only reason this is a FML is because your a sissy who can talk the talk but not walk the walk. "Oh no!! Someone caught me writing a letter that they did a shitty park job when they did!! OMG FML!!!!!"