Miscellaneous: Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me....

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:01 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML

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By Cassidy Bowen - 16/06/2012 05:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By hannah - 18/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML

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kikibrowm 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:05

You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...

shanie123 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:06

Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!

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whisper_White 6

Wednesday 21 September 2011 3:54

Bahahaha I love the fact that you used a house bunny quote!

pointeshoegirl 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:37

That's when you know you use to much...

poseidon1 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:54

Are you a clown?

ThinkBlueFoo 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:38

Is your name Lady Gaga?

Yodelmeister 18

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:16

Guess how I know you wear too much make-up.

Moviegirl89 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:50

Brilliant has happened to me before

alien647 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:14

I honestly hate it when girls wear makeup.... It'd makes it seem like they are trying to hide themselves

jay1010 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 4:55

how bad did u look

IFightBearsDaily 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 16:35

probably a sign that you shouldn't cake it on so much.

briaa23 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 18:51

haahaha that has got to suck thats why you should never leave with out make up.

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