Miscellaneous: Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me.... - FML

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:01 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML

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By Cassidy Bowen - 16/06/2012 05:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By hannah - 18/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML

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Top comments

kikibrowm 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:05

You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...

shanie123 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:06

Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!

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san3 4

Friday 23 September 2011 21:22

then stop wearing so much war paint then. ease off your create a face.

lauryn_lovely 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:23

you know you use too much makeup when..

HerMajestyy 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:21

Girl u don't need makeup

wholio 0

Monday 3 October 2011 20:12

dam that's a sad as day

tamoodielovesmar 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:00

i guess you wear too much makeup then...

loachy_ 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 18:12

maybe that's a sign you wear too much makeup?

kei1108 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:36

Just don't wear so much makeup, and you will get known for your natural beauty! You don't need makeup to be beautiful!!

sugerbabe116 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:38

I only put mascara and a little bit of eyeliner for school, but not everyday. You don't need all that make up, you probational look better than people who do

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:32

Shouldn't be wearing a lot in general

newburton13 26

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:42

Never worn makeup a day in my life (except halloween). And everyone knows me.

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