Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister,...

By harvdog - 02/10/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By "levsterx" - 05/04/2017 02:00

Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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By ithappenswhenithappens - 03/07/2017 04:25 - United States - Gresham

Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML

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By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By SocietyToday - 27/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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Sunday 3 October 2010 0:00

You then should have said you were her sister. I cant imagine the employees face

daviesha 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 0:35

seattle is a very gay friendly city. She could have figured u to were a gay couple and thought u didnt want to shop with her

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Jhonny_C123 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 6:18

Hello Seattle (8) :)

yummycupcakegirl 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 6:37

well, A male cant get preggers...unless he his a seahore.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 6:39

****seahorse ipod problems****

husky88 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:10

seahore is better

SoDorable 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:35

wow...um what exactly do you look like. this is a good fml but now we are all curious! i hope you atleast pass for a good looking guy ><

KimmFace 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:09

she might of assumed you guys didn't bring men cause there's no lounge and that either you or your mum where having a baby. that or you seriously look like a man. on a lighter note you can feel free to use The mens room whenever the ladies one has a line.