By strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
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LMAO__no 15

I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!

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TAntobella 14

Wow. Fire your friend..

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Comments

Etweens96 25

Jerk! Obviously has no respect for us women! I wouldn't go with your friend's recommendation after this.

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PrideOfTheFallen 19

It's at this point i would have punched him in the dick and said "sorry, i like it rough and painful, don't you?" ******* men these days.. Absolutely disgraceful.. Makes me ashamed to be of the same gender.

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schreibergx93 19

You may have simply asked, 'I can't find it, where is it?'

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jakeyjakey1232 9

Lol be grateful, he's there with you so do him a favor

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jaredofmo 22

Screw that, there's $5 Tuesday, I'll take myself to the movies, thank you very much!

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DoomedGemini 37

Excuse me? Has it literally gotten to the point that some people expect sexual pleasure for just GOING somewhere with a person? You don't deserve sex for being nice, you don't deserve sex for just going on a date, you get sex when the PERSON wants to have sex with you. They aren't obligated to do shit for you.

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Le_ponderer 14

OP's awful date, is that you commenting?

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meatmaeta 21

Go back to the greasy shithole you crawled out of you pathetic insecure child.

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lumene 17

I'd have grabbed his balls and caressed them- until I squeezed, wrenched and twisted. Then I'd slam his head on the seat in front of him. And then I'd walk out.

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Badkarma4u 17

This isn't America's Funniest Videos. He woukd most likely MAKE you let go, and you would.

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gravi_fan89 2

Honestly, what you should have done is get a suggestive smile while starting to put your had towards it, whispered "Oh, you want to unwind? Well, I guess I can give you a hand." Then, as soon as you got a grip, squeeze and twist as hard as you could.

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