By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
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Renesaga 8

Uh.. well.. at least you caught her in the act! You go, OP! If she would lie to your face like that, honestly, you're better off without her. And no, I'm not just saying that.

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poopycat 5

Right now I'm wondering how you could do that in a movie theater without getting caught... I gotta try that some time

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BunnyRose 11

Thats okay she'll end up pregnant or with an std

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melkymac101 17

That is screwed up. What u should have did is put her face down where us balls are. And have him piss in her mouth

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lucianaamelia 21

Wait did she give me a handy or not? I'm confused

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pengin 13

What. the. hell. :/ It is truly sad how SO many of these FMLs involve asshole gf/bf and friends.... To do such a thing in public, let alone to his friend-- let alone right freaking next to OP is beyond me. I seriously cannot understand people's supposed thought processes when they decide to do something like this. Sorry OP, but atleast you know the type of people they really are now. :/

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Insanityconfined 21

**** one of her friends in revenge. Honestly, you're better off single if that's how things went.

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kristina95991 1

I'm sorry! How the saying goes hoe's will be hoe's. Beat your friends ass, screw one of her friends tape it and send it to her...

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