By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
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happy_ness 0

i do that all the time! the sneaking in the soda, but not the exploding part. hahaha sucks for you! i'd be sooo embarrassed!

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Hunter329 0

Sucks... But it musta been worth it to see Terminator. Good movie.

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whatev11430 0

i sneak monsters and sodas in all the time to movies, ydi for shaking it up

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deviable 9

gotten away with it? no one at a theatre cares as long as they can't see it.

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jesbar95 10

People who say YDI are dumb. Who wants to pay 10 bucks for a tiny drink.? Kudos to you for being smart and sneaking something.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

This is the sort of situation that emphasizes that cheaters never prosper. Although I am sorry about you predicament.

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acid_moose 7

The people saying YDI and Karma are ******* morons. It is not morally questionable in any way to sneak food into the cinema, OP has every right to do so. What is wrong is the cinema not allowing OP to bring her own food in. She's payed for the ticket, so why the **** should she have to pay their extortionate, pumped-up prices for food?

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Comoke1024 19

Of course she deserves it. She doesn't own the theater, even if she paid for the ticket. The people who own the theater get to make the rules, period. If they want to refuse service to anyone not wearing a Barney the Dinosaur costume, that's their right to do so, and if they want to insist on selling junk food at outrageous prices and impose a "no outside food" policy, that's their right also. This is 'Murica. If OP doesn't like it, she can refuse to go or she can go get a loan and build her own theater and make whatever rules she wants.

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cherryllollo 7

i think you're looking for the word "snuck"

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Llamalamp26 11

Today, I went to see Terminator and some idiot next to me snuck and Dr. Pepper in and it exploded all over me and 3 other people near us. FML

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alainopotato 20

I once brought a family sized bag of m&ms into a theater to share with my friends. When I opened the bag, the whole thing ripped and m&ms slid down the angled floor under everyone's seats. It was really loud.

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