Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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You deserved it 241

By I already have one, thanks - 09/08/2014 05:59 - Australia - Mosman

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

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You deserved it 3 085

By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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You deserved it 8 313

By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 172

By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 1 148

By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

By apologetic - 09/06/2014 14:27 - United States - Latonia

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

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You deserved it 4 960

By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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You deserved it 4 036

Flustered

By Tygastyle - 23/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

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You deserved it 63 308

SilentTreatment 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:55

Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...

Mister_Triangle 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:41

That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.

Comments

FeelsBadBro 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:01

feels bad bro

withyou_fml 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:12

why did this make it on the FML site? all my terrible stories are wayyyy worse tgen yours and i always get a "yours wasnt good enough bs excuse" WTF

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:19

I think it's because FML only posts your stories if you passed "Sentence Structure 101" in grade school.

SirSquishyPants 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:23

Quit bitching because yours never got posted.

cnkk07 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:20

Oh yes... Your life sucks. And apparently so must everyone else on this planet. Well, except for DoctorBastard, EvilTomato, and Every1luvsToes.. because no one makes fun of these dudes.