Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By I already have one, thanks - 09/08/2014 05:59 - Australia - Mosman

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

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By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By apologetic - 09/06/2014 14:27 - United States - Latonia

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

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By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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By Tygastyle - 23/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

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SilentTreatment 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:55

Should of complained to the manager for them being unprofessional and then they'll see how funny it is...

Mister_Triangle 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:41

That's what you get for trying to deposit Monopoly money in a recession.

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BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:28

What a$$holes! I´m sorry for u :(

RaVeN53 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 17:34

Its true we do that sometimes :P

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:10

wow they are ass holes

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:11

Pass the fukkas a "Stink bill"!

IgotDatCheese 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 19:26

Get it out your chest, bro.

ProjeKtSC2 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 20:52

I moderated this one!!' :D

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:07

Tell the manager. Withdraw your money and deposit it into a credit union. Occupy!

Icecream93 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:48

They are jealous that you probably have more money than them :)

vbmg152 18

Friday 4 November 2011 1:58

Oh, you poor thing!! GROW UP!!!!!

MotherMonstar 4

Friday 4 November 2011 2:40

Those bastards.

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