By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
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domking1315 20

The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na Out came the pee and washed the spider out!

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Maciejas 8

Apparently you're growing a web between your legs, OP.

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Cad6 24

11 - You just got pwned. Ba dum tss.

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srhshl 9

Know how men shake when they're done, to get the last drops off? Short of jumping up and down, women can't really shake... and wiping is a bit easier.

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DCFan 9

How would you know you're done if you didn't look? -2 has mudbutt =/

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whoaaahorsie 7

... When they have a ******? JUST A CRAZY THOUGHT. Don't trust me or anything.

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whoaaahorsie 7

what the :( this was supposed to be a reply to a commnt, sorry fellas

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thisiscat 14

Where did it come from is the question..

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Ins0mau 20

Spider from Uranus!?!

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llamafish 25

Have you ever heard of the female gender?

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llamafish 25

Ok FML is all over the place today... That was a reply to someone asking why you'd need to wipe... I have no idea what happened here.

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mk58 31

Possessed by the devil, you say? I'm outta here! *hides*

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

"I looked at the toilet paper..." I'm going to say she probably, JUST PROBABLY, did look at the toilet paper. I could be wrong.

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