By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
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lonkite101 14

I wonder what went through her mind when she sees a guy start walking up to her with a sex positions book...0.o

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cholobear21 6

You deserve it for not looking at the cover. Rookie mistake.

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jibz 6

What happened to just introducing yourself?

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The_F3rris 11

Chivalry is dead. And so is simplicity.

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Superstitious 6

Look around at the growing population of dumbfucks. Chivalry may be dwindling, but simplicity is at an all-time high

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l23VIVE 17

Says the poster with a misspelled word in their profile pic

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DasHaas 9

Because sincerity is overrated. One must trick the female into copulating by pretending to be the preferred mate. Or, you know, learn to be an actual person some day :)

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The_F3rris 11

And once you put that ring on her finger you can just quit pretending and be who you truely are. The beauty of marriage.

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zandalee 19

That is so funny! She must have thought you were a weird creepy guy. I bet she ran all the way home. Lol.

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The_Thinker 18

Common interests are an automatic leap into a real in-depth conversation starter. He picked up a book which he believed was in the same category as hers, so it would seem that they both had a similar taste in reading, which the girl would've noticed and he would've went in on.

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DocBastard 38

Smooth move, Casanova. Did you really think pointing at a sex positions book would be a conversation starter? You know what's REALLY a conversation starter? Talking.

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Trisha_aus 15

If only blokes listened to Doc instead of trying to act "cool" or "slick"

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Forlorn420 9

Right? If she had been interested after that, op woulda had one hell of a night

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jkozzy 8

At least it wasn't a coming out of the closet book.

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destraa 1

That one has to go in the pick up line book of records.

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perdix 29

Well, you can't judge a book by its cover. You CAN judge an idiot who can't judge that a book with naked people on the cover makes him look like a perv . . . or a virgin.

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l23VIVE 17

I hope OP doesn't blow up my house... It'd suck if i lost my diamonds

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