Animals: Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking...

By ILoveAnimals - 11/06/2012 07:14 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

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By SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 22:00

Today, I learned that Guru Tugginmypudha was right, two elephants humping is the ultimate distraction, as in, when two elephants started humping during my kids' trip to the zoo, a mad crowd of idiots rushed to watch, and somewhere in the middle of it all I clearly felt a pickpocket steal my wallet. FML

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Animal union

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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By Thanks - 27/11/2009 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

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By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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Tasty treat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

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Monday 11 June 2012 16:06

At least it didn't take your shoe!

Paco_el_Taco 17

Monday 11 June 2012 16:08

Look at it this way, now you don't have to carry all that shit around with you.

Comments

BodyCountEndless 20

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:21

Well thats what u get for supporting animal abuse. Animal circuses are hell.

ziggyzoola 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:01

Though circuses may be one cause of animal abuse, going to the circus doesn't necessarily mean you're intentionally supporting animal abuse.

firefighterjohn 9

Wednesday 13 June 2012 4:39

good thing he didn't get your vibrator!

GuyFluteBandGeek 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:15

Yeah right!

kittylover1111 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:12

That's Bull Sh*t!

bsfiend 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:56

I was almost stampeded by an elephant. They are evil!

kaykayrose26 1

Friday 15 June 2012 4:19

That's exactly why you don't go to a circus

lexiluvu4ever 7

Friday 29 June 2012 18:22

It's called karma. That's what you get for attending a show where they torture and force the animals to do mindless and idiotic trick for the stupid and vapid on lookers like you.