Transportation: Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license....

By dmvfail - 15/09/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

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By AloneAtPerkins - 26/11/2020 03:58 - United States - West Bend

Today, I drove all the way to another state and dealt with Chicago traffic on the way just to learn to drive stick. I couldn't learn, because the truck was suddenly unavailable, and when it was available again, whoever had it last lost the keys. Guess I gotta make another trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, I drove my new car with a manual transmission for the first time by myself. I was at a stoplight and saw a cute guy in the car next to me. He looked my way and gave me "the nod". The light turned green and I tried to go but I stalled out, lurching my car forward right into the car next to me. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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One tiny mistake

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:06

See? You weren't using it at all.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:05

How do you use a stick shift wrong?

Comments

Akers_L7 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:50

Report her ass, simple as that!

theonlysweetpea 10

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:52

You should have **** punched her...

USMC0331 0

Friday 16 September 2011 0:16

Gotta love the good ol North Carolina DMV

jordanlr1234 6

Friday 16 September 2011 0:41

Should pretend to use it lol

Raynieday1234 0

Friday 16 September 2011 1:43

You have to learn both ways of driving

geekstinkbreath 9

Friday 16 September 2011 1:53

Not in every state. In my state, you only have to drive one or the other. I learned automatic transmission because nobody in my family owns a manual transmission vehicle. I'd love to learn, just for ***** and giggles, but I can't.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 16 September 2011 3:19

Where I live, if you learn automatic, you drive automatic until you're trained on manual, but you don't have to be trained on it. If you learn the stick shift, you can drive either. So you're wrong, my friend. Not everywhere's the same.

doubleodoggy 0

Friday 16 September 2011 2:35

Not fair. Tell someone

beastiness 14

Friday 16 September 2011 3:08

I knew this had to be in NC the DMV here will find reasons to fail you, I passed first time in an automatic only drove it cause thought I would fail if drove my stick shift

gumballss 3

Friday 16 September 2011 4:25

same thing happened to me :/

deaddrew 1

Friday 16 September 2011 4:58

u should of said something derp... don't take that shit

Holy_Schnikes 23

Friday 16 September 2011 7:57

My instructor for my first test for my license wouldn't stop talking about how much he hated "rag heads" then said I ran a red when I didn't ( I was looking at the light and my mother even says I didn't) he also didn't give me the "points rules" then my second instructor said I failed after I complained about the first guy and he said the first one was his son. My mom took me to a different place and I passed.