By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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NJXD 0

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

So you'd rather have cancer??

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slimjim8094 12

Today, I learned that instead of a life-threatening disease, I have a totally benign condition that would be easy to treat if I so chose. FML

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sparta98 4

It doesn't say benign, 44. 'Extra' parts like that can sometimes 'try' to perform their function... Which means the OP could have extra, non-working mammaries.

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Decodedman 1

Booobs are always benign.

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genieliz 0

it't better than being 27 and only having one boob :(

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hamusta 13

Sorry, it's not fun I know but I can't stop laughing xD

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HPsauce 0

Wow do I smell a tv show or some other unethical thing

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mizz_sugar_freak 9

Third boobs are actually easily removed surgically. I've watched one before and it seriously takes less than half an hour to sedate, remove and then close up. Good luck if that's what you decide to do.

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KIDspinsit11 0

Aw. :c I'm sorry. hope things will turn out better soon.

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ghm1234 0

how does someone not know they have a third boob

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SeaChicken 0

You must be a man. Or maybe one in disguise.

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nnelg_nivlem 1

3rd boob? Coooool....send me a few pics.... =P

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