By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
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You deserved it 79
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SuperMeme 0

... So did she get a single or double?

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vapors 0

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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mustbetheganja 0

hahaha the picture is hilarious! And #36 go **** yourself with sandpaper this isnt supposed to be a serious site. Its meant to be funny. And if you have a problem with that, dont go on here. Go bitch somewhere else.

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Mycar22 0

No guy EVER deserves anything like this. even if he cheated on her, that's what breakups are for. And ladies, how would you like it you cheated on a guy, so he neutered you. Would you think "He deserved it" then???

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NCJK28 0

Sorry I Dont get it so this guyz balls are gone right?

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notcoolperson 0

This illustration is good, but I don't think it portrays the text if you were only to see the image. Good job though.

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cupcakeqt 0

i think the comic is cute :). i had to think about it for a second, but then i got it and it made me giggle. poor bat, though xD

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shortshan 0

Why the hell would she ask if she could do that. And even if she did, why the hell would he say yes? You're an idiot.

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lover9032 0

Why are you all blaming the girl? Maybe she dumped him and he wanted to work things out and things went bad? Ever think about that?

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Turnip_Girl 0

Cute illustration -- I love it! :) But what a nutjob. I'd say you had a lucky escape, but evidently not...

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fmlcomment 2

She's being blamed because she TOOK A BAT TO HIS BALLS. Your scenario makes no sense... Basically, she WAY overreacted (I am assuming the OP pissed her off in some way)...I can't think of any situation where it's OK to take a bat to someone, guy or girl. Picture this: "Today, my best friend found out I stole her boyfriend. I felt really bad...at least until she went off the deep end and beat me up with a baseball bat. FML." If it were another girl, everyone would be online with saying that the assault was terrible, even if the anger was justified. I don't see why, just because it's a guy, there is ANYthing he could do that would justify battery.

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