By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
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SuperMeme 0

... So did she get a single or double?

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vapors 0

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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letthemxeatcake 0

Awesome illustration, there should be more like this.

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Malexhe 0

I do believe this is one of the best illustrations that there has been on this website.

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AFewScrewsLoose 0

Your ex-girlfriend isn't Naomi Campbell, is she?

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sam_fml 0

The illustration is by far the best I have ever seen.

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Chibes 0

I love how people assume that she did it on purpose. It may have been an accident. My sister has whacked people (aka the catcher) with a bat when she goes up to swing. So I vote for you FYL. It stinks that that happened to you. You don't give details on if it is on purpose or not. You just mention it happened. Here is a possible scenario. She was swing a bat. She accidentally let it go. It careens and hits his balls. I hope she apologized and took you to the ER.

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kikrafis 0

umm ok first off im a guy. first we assume cause we do not kno but the simplest answer is usually the right one. second. idk bout you but who the **** randomly swings bat then just looses their grip convinently in the direction of their ex and happens to hit them directly between the legs. and seriously yes it hurts and there are few situations that justify him taking one to the happy sacs. but she still did it and obviously people who say he did something to deserve it dont get that short of being thrown down a flight of stairs or raped there is nothing ABSOLUTELY nothing he could have done to earn that bat swing from her. and if it is an accident she is still the one at fault

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quick_draw 0

Man I feel for you dude. Just reading this makes me wanna down a bottle of jack and beat my wife to make it up to you

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foryoublue94 0

I love this illustration

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foryoublue94 0

I love this illustration =]

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Daellya 0

Ummm...kay. I'd like to say something. First of all, violence is always bad. A lot of people here are saying that it's bad UNLESS you're being physically abused by someone. But...no...that makes no sense. Violence is still bad, in fact, it's the violence that someone ELSE is inflicting upon you when you're being abused that causes you to react back violently. If nobody used violence, there would be no need to reciprocate with it. Unfortunately we don't live in a world like this. But yes, violence is always bad. Not just ball-hitting, but any form. Everybody boy here seems to be complaining that it's NEVER okay to hit a guy in the balls, but shouldn't at least SOMEBODY be saying that it's not okay to be hitting a guy ANYWHERE (especially with a bat) unless you have no choice? And all the girls are saying that it's obviously the guy's fault for provoking the ex-girlfriend. We have no way of knowing this, you silly people. There are a lot of psycho people out there. Not just psycho-girls. Lots of people are crazy. Maybe the OP broke up with her because she was just a touch out of her mind. Or maybe he DID do something horrible. We just don't know. But guys, you have to understand that a lot of girls have no idea how much it hurts to be hit in the balls. Being a girl myself, I can't pretend I've felt that particular pain before. I've hurt my boyfriend a lot there COMPLETELY accidentally. It's not hard to injure them. So girls, be a little compassionate, they're not exaggerating how much it hurts. Being hit in the **** or cooch does NOT hurt as much as that. And a lot of girls would FREAK (and rightly so) if their boyfriend hit them. Guys should have the same reaction to being hit, because hitting is NOT okay. I'm just saying that girls think it's okay to punch a guy in the balls but not for guys to hit them. Being hit in the balls hurts MORE, so not only are you being a hypocrite, but you're inflicting more pain back than you received. END OF RANT.

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