By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 567
You deserved it 79

Top comments

SuperMeme 0

... So did she get a single or double?

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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you probably cheated on her , a girl doesn't get violent for no reason well on rare cases.so ydi

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Believe it or not, some studies show that women are more often than men the offenders in domestic violence. Also, the dark figure is way higher with men as the victims, probably because a man hitting a woman is an awful thing in everybodies eyes, yet a woman hitting a man is no big deal and the man isn't supposed to complain about it. (originally, there was a link to the study here, but FML diddn't like it) Of course, various "men are pigs, women are victims"-organizations did everything they could against that study because there are big bucks to be made with the victimizing of women. As far as I remember, the woman in the researching group even received death threats for it. Note that I'm not saying that violence, no matter from whom, is ok. I'm just pissed off that everytime something like this FML comes up, people, mostly women, go "Ha ha!! I'm sure you deserved it" or some shit like that. If he diddn't just, I dunno, burn down her house and drown her first born, then no, he diddn't deserve it. Even if he would have ****** 20 other women he wouldn't deserve that.

jazzmancarron 11

easy fix. buy a gun, get a concealed carry permit, and carry said weapon with you. next time she does that, pop one right into her **** and show her how it feels :-)

Not enough info to know if YDI or FML... but I am guessing FML because a bat to the testicles is pretty extreme and you did not indicate it to be in self defense. also, press charges... PS, in a way, you are lucky she hit you with the bat in the nuts... she could have hit you in the head and KILLED you.

your baby making days are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think your comment lacks any replies because you are such an idiot society tries to avoid you.

You must have done SOMETHING wrong...

softpaws 17

Daaaammnnn!!! But you prolly deserved it unless shes just insane