By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML
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Nyxen 0

That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

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wollzilla 0

hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

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toxicnightmare 0

BTW most guys do use the hand that isn't their dominant one. Who knows why it happens but I got confused when I heard this and every guy I have talked to uses their opposite hand. Go figure.

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icantgettoyou 0

eh i have the same problem except that i am left handed too.

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WildBill1337 0

OMG LOL i read this and thought, "HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!! THIS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

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jcdubs24 0

dude, im right there with ya. lefty feels better ya know? :)

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usaalltheway 0

Haha u hav been jerkin ur junk wayy too much

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Choochii 0

Loving #16's comment.. " your left hand will get jealous" lol!

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maximumoverdrive 0

Same. Once my left hand was killing me but I really wanted to do it so I used my right. Didn't work.

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schwart 0

o god its too funny :D

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Hurt16 0

your dick has two instant wives the right hand n the left hand... when one wife gets bitchy go to the next one shell surely get the job done... now I c y some men in Africa n other parts if the word have 10 wives that can't b me tho my pockets would b hurttttt

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