By heartsick - 24/10/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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LiyIa_fml 8

53 is an example of why I dislike my generation.

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FreshSalad 1

You can still have a salad so there's nothing to worry about!

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lexex1 4

You don't make friends with salad

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laurenzo16 0

Why in the hell did you sign up for weight watchers!?

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becky_becks 0

I bet you just had to poop and didnt have enough fiber in you.

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lauren80101 1

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't rather have the heart attack. And if this is so serious, you would have found out many years ago ;)

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karmaslave 5

Yeah, new medical issues never arise later in life. /eyeroll

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Enslaved 36

Fruit with skins? Does that mean she can still eat them if she doesn't eat the skin/outer part? I tried to google it but only got info about fruit making skin look younger. Lol

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Enslaved 36

NM I guess she can eat things like melon since it's rind not skin. Right? Oh who am I kidding, I'm still not sure! Haha

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numbersomething 6

haha me neither.. but I do know someone who is allergic to just the skin of all fruits, so she just takes it off and eats the rest of the fruit, i guess that's the same with OP then? :)

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JinxosGirl87 0

What disease do you have where you can't have those specific things?

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aeshleyrose 6

Acid Reflux Disease, also known as Gastro-Esophageal Reflux Disease (GERD). The sphincter at the top of the stomach doesn't close properly and acid splashes into the esophagus causing heartburn and sometimes intense chest pain. IT BLOWS

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youshitme 9

I had a heart attack a few months ago. You don't want to have one.

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leadman1989 15

Don't eat the soilent green IT'S PEOPLE!!!

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kaylalarenee92 0

oh is it gastritis? I have the same thing! it sucks but as long as you take meds n take care of it, it'll be ok and you can eat whatever.

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flying13 6

I feel your pain OP. I can't have milk or soy...the two main ingredients in 99% of foods in America. *sigh* Good luck on the hunt for safe food :)

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