By heartsick - 24/10/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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LiyIa_fml 8

53 is an example of why I dislike my generation.

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jsalas1 6

Smoke some weed my friend. It'll be all good. :-)

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maddylovesu 5

isnt tomato under the category 'fruits with skins'?

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decrodedturd 1

They only have acid reflux. All they have to do is take medication for it and they can eat any of that.

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Sapper123 0

Wtf is pop? The terrible music genre, because I think everyone could do with less of that!

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katt_is_here 24

Pop = Soda. Some areas of the world shortened the word "Soda Pop" to soda and some shortened it to pop. Hope that helps.

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blowfishy69 8

#176, pop means soda. people say pop in different parts of the world and soda in other parts [: durr

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10timestheweight 5

A term people use for soda. I'm 20, and I know.

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livedandlaughed 10

Ouch, been there done that... with time, it gets really easy. Hang in there OP

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artandlovetina 0

Because almost dying is a lot better than not eating certain foods...

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