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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By chicoallen - 31/08/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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01100110 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:13

YDI, don't touch other people's cars.

KeithHarris 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:27

You could always tell him the car told you to do it.

Comments

firecrackah 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:50

not a **** your life at all. fail

mariannalulz 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:58

LOL! don't worry, that's happened to me before. but even worse, there was a big indian family in the car, and the grandma was looking at me the whole time, i just didn't see her eyes until i wrote "wash me." haha.

wonnybot73 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:40

I always wondered if things like this happen lol

monkeysss 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:39

That had to be awkward. I believe, thought, that if the person's car was really that dirty, THEY deserved that.

Miss_Tyff 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:17

YDI. Don't be so immature.

blondiee09 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:19

O.M.G. I hope you ran for it hahahahahaha

Megan_515 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:29

YDI, "Wash Me" isn't even remotely amusing. Also, since when are we required to make sure our cars are clean all the time? If you really care that someone else's car is dirty, you need to find something better to do with your time.

ViperGiggles 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:08

I don't know why ppl feel the need to be so mean and judgmental. The op was just making a little joke. Nothing serious. No need for the name calling and everything like #16 and many others did. To me, that's more immature than what the person did. Cussing out someone via internet is no more mature than this joke.

husk3rfan928 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:10

The funniest thing I've seen like that said "I wish my wife were this dirty" and funnily enough, she was the one driving the car

HumpDeBump17 4

Monday 20 July 2009 22:06

Walking to the train station after a party one time, the cars were all covered in condensation and a bit damp so my friend traced "I wish my wife was this wet" on one. Simple, but brilliant :D