Love: Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me....

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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CUT IT OUT!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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TheNiceOne 20

Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:38

Op, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that it was probably really really dark in there at the time.

reshab911 14

Tuesday 4 August 2015 17:37

What movie was it BTW?

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verysmarmy 11

Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:53

And FWOOSH. There. The comments just erupted into a full on gay debate. You're welcome, guys.

Unfortunatemeg 14

Tuesday 4 August 2015 21:51

why would you try to flirt in a movie theater people want to watch a movie without people talking, usually.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:30

Usually the chest is the give away...

ftloosenfanzfree 7

Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:58

YDI. This is as obnoxious as the guys who try to talk to me at the library. While I'm wearing headphones. There are places that women might be interested in casual conversations with strangers. Libraries and movie theaters are likely not those places. Try a bar.

Colon_Man 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 17:21

Bars are too loud. Plus, those are the wrong kind of girls. Maybe I'm just old.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:10

I going by the guess that because its dark you can't recognize the person a guy or a girl. If my guess is wrong i am not sure what else to say

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 0:24

Glasses...O^O

HyperFat 3

Wednesday 5 August 2015 7:08

Probably would've gotten up and left.

MrMammoth 10

Wednesday 5 August 2015 7:56

Should've gone to Specsavers

IssacB 14

Wednesday 5 August 2015 9:50

So were you more embarrassed that you thought a guy was a cute girl, or that you tried to talk to him? Either way, I'm sorry. I understand it was dark, and some people look as if they could be either sex, even in bright lights. Sucks man