By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 114
You deserved it 5 990

Same thing different taste

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Well if he was a good boyfriend, he would've told her to shut up and watch the movie.

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linkinpark98 23

What if she said: "Oh sorry, I'm allergic to nagging b*tches."

How is op a naggy bitch? For being alloyed that she couldn't watch a movie that she (or her boyfriend) paid to see because the person beside her was too inconsiderate to be quite? I it was real sneezing, she should have left the theater, assuming it was fake sneezing the girl is just flat out rude and in my opinion, should have been asked to leave for purposely being disruptive.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

11-It's not hard for me to feel annoyed by this comment. Not only is there something wrong with your comment., but according to the FML all she said was she wanted to exchange seats. I don't see anywhere in the FML that concludes she was as YOU say "nagging".

Girls are getting smarter... But you should have tried farting and coughing and sneezing on her. FYL though.

perdix 29

She was probably allergic to your Kim Kardashian or Britney Spears perfume.

marzipanimal 15

Kim kardashian actually smells quite amazing.(:

gators1995 30

Its about to be a what??? GIRL FIGHT!!!! >=-O

perdix 29

Why would you switch seats and not move several rows away? I can't imagine sitting one seat away from a sneezer would be vastly better than sitting right next to them.

Could have been a sold out theatre so that's the best she could do...

perdix 29

Switch theaters and watch it on a different screen, or go see a different movie. They are all basically the same.

KiddNYC1O 20
BeaterOfTheDrums 15

If you don't sit through at least half the movie, you can get refund... Or at least where I live you can.

perdix 29

Movie theaters are happy to give you rain checks -- another chance for you to buy overpriced soda and popcorn.

KiddNYC1O 20

-gasp- one of perdixs' comments were thumbs down

Switch movie theatres because someone next to you is sneezing seems like a slight over reaction.. Just grab her face and do a Peter griffin fart.. That'll stop her sneezing, might also give her pink eye too... :D

You can't always just switch theaters, usually if the same movie is playing in another theater it started at a different time. Then maybe they really wanted to see this particular movie and didn't have the time and/or money to go again. I agree moving one seat over is pointless, but you can't always just switch rows or theaters either . She should have went and asked a manager if they could get a refund so they could see it without this distraction if that was the case though. I mean had the sneezes been real, the girl couldn't help it, but it's still really distracting. Most theaters will at least try to give you a coupon of some sort if they can't refund the money completely.

why would you want your bf to have to sit next to someone who won't stop sneezing? i say YDI, should have both moved somewhere else completely....what a bitch though. it takes a lot of skankiness to hit on someone else's bf right in front of them.

She would have left bald! I would have started pulling her hairs out one by one.

It hurts more when you pull loads at the same time..

I wonder how long that would actually take? How fast can you pluck a hair x a few million = ???

It actually hurts more one at a time. You know, in total.