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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!

By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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asiancosmo 7

Friday 23 March 2012 16:05

trifling ho

xxmuzicfreakxx 5

Friday 23 March 2012 16:10

Well if he was a good boyfriend, he would've told her to shut up and watch the movie.

Comments

Llamacod 11

Friday 23 March 2012 17:44

So..., how was The Hunger Games?

cmanaus 3

Friday 23 March 2012 20:23

I don't know how I'm the only one to give a thumbs up to your comment. That was amazing.

Leewannabe 10

Friday 23 March 2012 23:35

I thought so too! I'm so looking forward to see it myself!

SignUpisntcool 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 4:33

I actually saw it today and it was great!

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 23 March 2012 17:45

From the moment she started sneezing her feelings would have been hurt. I have a slight case of germaphobia

Pandacupcakelove 26

Friday 23 March 2012 17:47

What a bitch! Well hopefully a little flirting won't steal away your boyfriend...

batummshakalaka 1

Friday 23 March 2012 17:50

That's the type of girl I call a troll.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Friday 23 March 2012 18:01

A girl tried that once on me... Of course, she was only so-so, and my girlfriend was amazingly attractive, so I ignored her. I was 15, my girlfriend was 17, and this girl was like 14. I had to pretty much hold my girlfriend back so she didn't get us thrown out. She was fuming for like 2 weeks afterwards.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Saturday 24 March 2012 14:16

If your girlfriend was 17 and the other girl was 'like 14' your girlfriend has got issues to feel threatened and be pissed for 2 weeks.

kimby618 0

Friday 23 March 2012 18:21

Beat a bitches ass!

SebastianG 2

Friday 23 March 2012 19:16

Kick her ass

psych10 4

Friday 23 March 2012 19:16

So, she got up when you got up? Then followed both of you to another seat, then started flirting with him? You said WE switched seats. That seems like a lot of trouble

Lilstephie 6

Friday 23 March 2012 19:20

I think what she means is that she swapped seats with her bf so he took her seat next to the annoying girl, not that they both got up and moved away.

kristat 14

Friday 23 March 2012 19:24

I think she meant "we switched seats" as in she took her boyfriend's seat and he took hers. If I was sitting next to someone who was grossing me out I wouldn't ask the person I was with to sit next to them either... I'd either deal with it, or move altogether or just leave.