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Damn what a tool, I hope you left right then and there.
Why does every girl immediately go for dumping the guy in these kinds of FMLs?
because they are girls
Oh yeah, you're right. I hadn't thought of that.
because that's ****** up? what would you do if your gf saw some guys on your date and she said "oh this is my bro, you should come hang with us!" ??
Yeah, but you can at least try to talk it out and fix it. You obviously don't really like someone if you dump them over one stupid move.
After two years?
exactly my point, thank you!
Are you serious? That's a step away from cheating and expecting your significant other to be okay with it. Annnnd this is why JesusFishTaco is forever alone.
Oh yeah fizz. Cause you really know me you bitch. Also, I'm the one who's saying don't dump him, so I'd still have have a gf.
jesusfishtaco has the right to be a douche when she just randomly comes into the convo and insults him when he said they should try to stick together
97-I'm just getting pissed off.
I agree with what pp said about dumping him...ESPECIALLY after 2 years he should know that's not up by then.
Well Jesusficshtaco I now know your idea of a debate is to call a woman a bitch - so I'm thinking you really don't know much about women or how to respect them. For the record. There is no way to make introducing your girlfriend as your sister into a good thing. Not a lot to discuss once something like that happens - especially if it happened while trying to look good in front of two other girls. Most women would dump a guy for something that utterly disrespectful and he'd deserve it no matter how long they've been together. Can she forgive him? Possibly Should she forgive him? Probably not.
because that guys a MAJOR douche!
God. the last 4 people who ******* commented are duechebags! the argument is over people, stop being bitchy.
Not yet, it's not :) "Also, I'm the one who's saying don't dump him, so I'd still have have a gf." Yo Jesus, the operative word in your reply is that cute lil contraction for "would". You WOULD still have a girlfriend if she pretended she was your sister in order to hang out and flirt with other guys on a date with you because A.) You're clearly a giant pussy. and B.) This is all hypothetical since you do not, in fact, have a girlfriend. Wanna know how I know? Your underlying bitterness in the beginning comment showed a resentment towards women and a basic lack of understanding of them. Guys like you don't get girlfriends. Guys like you spend all your time on the internet pretending you have a sixpack, a fiance who's a model, and that you're gonna track down everybody who pisses you off and beat them up with your awesome nunchucks because you're just that much of a badass. Okay, NOW the argument's over. Sincerely, Bitch
LMFAO!! Win all the way... and I'm far from perfect, but wouldn't you assume that if you've got the name Jesus in your screen name, that you'd have some moral understanding? It's wrong for what the "boyfriend" did. End of story.
Spatz has got the right idea. To all you fools who think she shouldn't dump him, do you realise the implications of what he said? "This is my sister, i.e not my girlfriend, I.e I don't have a girlfriend and I'm single and therefore available, so let's get together." I.e he wants to hook up with the new girls. She should absolutely show him up in front of them and leave him.
36 you would really stay with someone that would do that to you? **** that. Trust is a big part in every relationship and how could you trust a dog like that? I'd rather break it off than always wonder WTF he's doing behind my back when we're apart. No thank you. I agree I wouldn't break up with a guy over silly things but introducing your girlfriend of 2 YEARS as your little sister??! Why? So he can get attention from the other girls? ****, atleast pull that kind of shit when your girlfriend is not there. Have some respect.
**** grammar. I don't want a girlfriend right now cause my life is complicated enough. Football, schoolwork (yes I'm still in highschool, go ahead, insult me for that too), social life, family. I'd have to give up one if I got a girlfriend. Plus they cause a shitload of drama.
Also, the Jesus in my name is for those fish bumper stickers that people put on the back of their cars that say Jesus inside them for him being fishers of men or something. I would just take it and make it a taco.
So much hate over Jesus for no reason. If you disagree with him simply tell him and why you do. The whole "you're a dumbass and you have no girlfriend blah blah blah" comments are simply just to piss him off. Whenever people put "I'm a bitch" in their profile or call themselves one try way to hard to show it. Sure, call yourself a bitch if you snap at people for reasonable things, but it doesn't really make you snap at every possibility.
You missed the joke. He called me a bitch, so I signed off as such. I will never understand why so many people jump into threads without reading anything that came before.
I said fizz was a bitch because she's making assumptions that I can't get a girlfriend when she obviously knows nothing about me.
Well, turns out I was right, so was it really an assumption?
I don't have a girlfriend right now, no. That doesn't mean I can't get one. (resists urge to call you a bitch again-aargh)
All right, all right, all ******* with you aside. The one and only reason I took exception to your stand on this particular FML is that someone who has no girlfriend/wants no girlfriend/thinks girls are too complicated to be worth it has no place giving relationship advice. Most girls already put up with way too much disrespect and bullshit from their boyfriends. They don't need self-righteous people with no real-life experience to apply to the problem advising them to put up with even more of it.
The first reasonable thing you've said this while time.
I think it's funny how all the girls and gay guys voted down your comments.
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woulda slapped him right there & been like I dunno what youre talking about cause I don't make out with my siblings... & break up with him
dump him
yep break up with that ass
If he's doing that in front of you, imagine what he's doing when you're not there!
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you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
wow. that sucks. screw him