By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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jennifer93 0

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

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LinTurk 4

and hold the frumunda cheese...

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littlefootpimpin 0

time to dump that loser!

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sean0206 5

would have gone along with it and let him buy their tickets too and then told them you were his girlfriend and make reference to his small genitals. then leave him at the movie and three empty seats and go party with the girls.

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Hjade 4

so I hope that you were the one driving and left him there right at that moment.

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kangaru1 0

why are you still with that douchebag? have some self respect girl.

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UnicornHooker 0

What an asshole. As of now, every time he touches you intimately or goes in for a kiss, scream "INCEST" as loud as you can.

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Crazy4Christ 0

break up. if he isnt loving enough to admit he's dating u, then screw it. plus it's like cheating right in front of you. and did u say something!?

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ATLforever7 6

For a minute I thought the FML was that they'd been together for 2 years and she hadn't even met his sister....Am I just being stupid? I mean I realize he invited the other girls but...

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jennifer93 0

QUEUING: as in getting in line. open the dictionary once in a while

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AmoraLynn 6

I know you said for a minute, but I just wanted to make sure you were cleared up. The FML says that the bf introduced his gf to the random girls in line as his little sister then invited the random girls to hang out.

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