By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 576
You deserved it 7 072

Same thing different taste

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jennifer93 0

you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

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mismonroe 0

This is where you happen to notice your "boyfriend" across the room, and leave your "brother".

mismonroe 0

It's one of the many things I do best.

deefan101 11

wow what a great boyfriend! I would kill for one like tht. jk OP FYL.

emiliewhlrs402 0

that's complete bull! id dump him...

butterflyz1961 2

We wouldn't be together any more.

...Please tell me you didn't actually stay and watch the movie with him. Also...how did you stay with such a douche bag for two years? Honestly.

tahoegirl93 0

I had a boyfriend like that, trust me, the sooner you get rid of him the better off you are. He's a worthless piece of shit and waste of human skin. Dump him ASAP, but before you do, do the same exact thing to him!!! I'm so sorry to you. Find another boyfriend first, and then surprise him!!!

why would you date your brother? that is messed up!

Wow, I can't believe a jerk could be so low.

He's a keeper. (Sarcasm, for the idiots who don't get it.)