Health: Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened,...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By ZydecosGirl - 10/05/2013 03:11 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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By BLEACH Gum - 22/07/2018 15:00

Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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By L0L59 - 07/09/2018 14:30

Today, I got my braces checked by another orthodontist since I've had them for years and my teeth never got the way they should be. After 8 years and 27 x-ray exams, my orthodontist didn't do much except loosen the root of the tooth to the point where I can move it. FML

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XtraEzeee 8

Monday 21 May 2012 16:09

... That I would not recommend putting in your mouth.

SplitChris14 0

Monday 21 May 2012 15:40

Those damn baby blues!

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rooney0710 5

Monday 21 May 2012 16:40

People will be even more impressed when they come off now

Riley97 0

Monday 21 May 2012 16:41

Get rasta colors, they look way better. ;)

isaiaah 6

Monday 21 May 2012 16:46

Just go get a different colour?

perdix 29

Monday 21 May 2012 16:49

Eat lots of spinach so people will be so dazzled by the green chunks in your grill, they won't even notice your yellow teeth.

ICastillo 24

Monday 21 May 2012 17:14

Don't forget to brush your pearly yellows.

NotAlwaysRight 11

Monday 21 May 2012 17:22

That sucks :( I remember when I had braces, my bands broke all the time so I'd go in and get them repalaced. I'm guessing that's not an option?

DogReypistPANDA 6

Monday 21 May 2012 17:22

Next time choose yellow!

hateevryone 14

Monday 21 May 2012 17:31

Why would you choose baby blue?

Mauskau 35

Monday 21 May 2012 17:36

When I had braces I only got to change the colour for the last month of having them. On the bottom teeth only. How useless lol. I had silver for a 14 months. Someone I knew had green. So gross lol.