Health: Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on....

By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

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By gpistas - 23/05/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML

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By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By Madridsta - 28/06/2014 06:28 - United States - Rialto

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:00

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea YAYY PEPTO BISMOL! :D

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:10

OP, I'm assuming you posted this FML from the bathroom, as a putrid school of dung guppies launched themselves from the claustrophobic confines of your colon like a civil war cannonball.... am I correct?

Comments

margie4peace 11

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:06

The stomach is at the top of the intestinal tract. The large intestine is what produces diarrhea. They are NOT the same things. OP has every reason to be upset.

bayybee 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:02

i highly doubt she meant literally your stomach hurt. People tend to say they have a stomach ache when their intestines are bothering them. Take a look at the real world, not everything is taken literally.

Darling_Cherry 5

Thursday 17 September 2009 17:13

WTF, did you swallow the entire amount used on your mouth?

maddog_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:08

Hahaha! Nice one dude! Hahaha!

Cuckoo_Rotchya 1

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:46

Orthodontists aren't known to specialise in your digestive tract, just what goes in it, haha.

RNCftw 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:37

well an upset stomach usually means you need to take a dump. the crapping your pants part seems to be your fault.

lynzykins 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 22:01

why are you so quick to blame the cleaning solution for you crapping your pants?

kellster 2

Thursday 17 September 2009 22:01

An upset stomach means potential diarrhea or vomiting to me. FYL for not knowing something that pretty much everyone knows, dude. And yes. The crapping your pants part WAS your fault.

scateice 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:17

You sound like my 60 year old English teacher

durtypickle 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 22:13

lol 35 *high fives*

meme3 0

Friday 18 September 2009 0:38

You shat your pants, game over!

Synnie 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 6:43

Crap, I was so sure I typed /pull pants down I guess I didn't sit on the toilet fast enough...

Polygon 0

Friday 18 September 2009 2:10

well, diarrhea is the body's mechanism for getting rid of stuff thats bad for it, which is why when you are sick you throw up / diarrhea a lot, your body is trying to flush the bad stuff out of your body. So it sounds logical that swallowing something that most likely was not meant to be swallowed lead to your body freaking out and trying to get rid of it...but that still sucks dude. Hope it wasn't too public =/