Health: Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with...

By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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By Username - 28/07/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By aubrey - 14/10/2017 01:30

Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Ohgodithurts - 19/10/2020 11:00

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By adamwilcockson - 18/09/2014 04:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML

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By Ashley - 15/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML

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By Bunsofpain - 16/06/2016 18:56 - United States

Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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Thursday 11 February 2010 3:29

ydi for having skin

dutch559 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:46

soak a soft cloth(or shirt) in milk and put it on the sunburn...it takes the sting out and helps so you dont peel as badly. i get sunburned alllll the time.

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dutch559 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:46

soak a soft cloth(or shirt) in milk and put it on the sunburn...it takes the sting out and helps so you dont peel as badly. i get sunburned alllll the time.

beachgirl199661 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:55

if you get sun burns all the time I sure as he'll hope u put on SPF 45 and check your body for moles and use the ABCDEs of maliria or your gonna have a deadly skin cancer and skin cancer HAVE to be found soon!

pearsie 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:06

I can put on SPF 70 and still get burnt.

Gunguy 11

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:56

Malaria is a disease that is carried by mosquitoes.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:46

That wasn't cream. That was---- nevermind.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:48

It was the sweet shit they put in eclairs. **** false advertising :(

metazoanhaddock 11

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:57

i'm with Ajjas13....**** false advertising....all false advertising got me was my name on the most wanted list and this useless sack......which happens to be filled with all this green papery stuff..... *looks around* What? the sign said everything must go...

perdix 29

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:48

What's worse than have red, peeling and painful skin? Being that girl with the flu, food poisoning, her period and a bunch of perverts plotting to make her the centerpiece of an orgy is worse than your sunburn. Much, much worse.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:50

What if he was mistaken for an alien and attracted the attention of the government and then captured and used as an ornament to protect the White House from spirits and impaled with the American flag?