By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 003
You deserved it 158 320

Same thing different taste

Top comments

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

Comments

JJawbreakerr 0

Wow, some people can be uber stuck up. Hey, it's his shirt, he should be able to wear it in public with out being criticized, jeez. Vulgar or not i laughed so hard when i read this. FYL fer sure XD Agree with #33 so wintastic. I think thats the type of situation where it's so fail, its win. Good job! Wait... I wonder what their expressions were. x] It all seems too good for words. If my boyfriend wore that shirt I'd laugh so hard then punch him. And demand he take it off. But it was funny nonetheless.

musicfanatic 0

# 69 = LOL. my mom watches that show ._. too bad she never takes the advice! anyways, the shirt saying - EPIC WIN meeting the parents wearing that shirt - EPIC FAIL. anyways, i'm going to say FYL, becauase it's not like your pyschic and you knew you'd meet them there, i mean i've met principles from my schools in stores and i'm wearing the wierdest crap i'd never wear in school, and i've seen far, far, worse stuff happen.

ffmtth 0

hopefully they understood it was a joke...it was a joke right:?

JJawbreakerr 0

All for anarchy! This is the type of stuff that makes this website so freakin awesome, the fact people just can't stand that being politically correct isn't always the best way to go. Make the public mad, start a fight, wear a shirt like that and show yer gf's parents this is what humanity is made of! WOOHHOO kudos.

You're just a classy, classy guy, aren't you?

That's not really a shirt you want to wear in random public. A party, or someplace where you know who you're going to see, maybe. Of course, you know that now. :D

bnwranbo 2

my boyfriend had a full on conversation with my mom while wearing a shirt that said "I use this shirt as a distraction while I stare at girls' boobs"... she didn't even notice though xD i love t-shirts

fatfaceunited 0

#81 Nope #96 I love you too

There's actually a shirt that says that? Wow! They'll print ANYTHING on shirts these days!