Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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You deserved it 158 320

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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You deserved it 14 091

By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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You deserved it 9 636

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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You deserved it 517

Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 264

By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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You deserved it 24 918

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

Comments

mimimi_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:37

there is a limit to joking and being funny. the sentence on your sentence surpassed it all; it wasnt a funny joke. its disgusting. YDI. YDI. YDI. YDI. YDI. Y ******* D I.

Weil 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:37

If #26 seriously isn't joking, I have lost what little faith I had in humanity and will never recover.

Some___Guy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:38

So what? You don't care how you look.

blahdsflksfd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:42

Why is everyone making fun of #26? If you dont know trashy sex slang, then you are an idiot? Is that what the definition of idiot nowadays? I could go my whole life without knowing that word, and nothing would be different.

chea_chea 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:43

LOL at everyone saying he deserved it for simply owning the shirt. Yeah, wearing it out shopping, he deserved that, those are the kind of shirts you just don't wear out in public. But the shirt itself? That's one of the best I've heard!

24788 6

Monday 25 May 2009 4:44

lol, that's an awesome shirt. FYL though for it being the wrong time.

thessad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:44

#163, I recommend checking your nearest dictionary for the definition of "violence." You know what? I'll save you the trouble. Here's a few different definitions: "swift and intense force" - Unless the guy's penis is as pressurized as a fire hose, I doubt it. "rough or injurious physical force, action, or treatment" - Head down to a hospital and tell me how many people are there due to semen injuries. "rough or immoderate vehemence, as of feeling or language" - Well, I suppose if his girlfriend hates him finishing on her face, and he forced her to endure it, then sure. But I doubt it. "damage through distortion or unwarranted alteration" - I doubt that the semen's going to distort anyone's face.

briana83 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:47

I seriously do not understand why people think this shirt is funny. How are women supposed to receive proper care and protection in cases of rape and sexual assault when people find humor in their humilation and degradation? ******* disgusting.

Itsallgoodhere 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:48

Wow YDI for being a big enough pervert to own that kind of shirt. Thats just sick.

briana83 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:51

It is sexual vioence, thessad. And as a victim of a related incident let me tell you that no physical brutality is needed in order for it to be an act of violence. I am so proud of you for being able to read and cite the dictionary. Bravo.