Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

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HellEnvenom 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:56

BUKKAKE

itsstevie 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:57

EPIC shirt.

x3chibi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:03

#18, your comment made me LOL more than the story itself.

devenasaurous 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:08

I love your shirt. To the people offended by it, loosen up. I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious.

MoonTiger 4

Monday 25 May 2009 8:17

Life's a bitch, isn't it?

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:25

Why should women be forced to "learn to take a joke" when it is clearly and unarguably made in poor taste? Instead, how about we stop pardoning assholes who make crude, insulting and unnecessary jokes? There is such a perplexing acceptance in society of inappropriate ignorance, and such blind condemnation of those who express any discontent with it. It seems like it would be so much more productive to simply stop glorifying idiocy.

devenasaurous 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:32

#245 Finding humor in things is an admirable quality. As a female I don't find that joke insulting at all. I think a lot of people are too busy finding things to get mad about to just laugh. It's just a joke about semen for goodness sakes.

dailyprophet 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:39

I love how the people who think the shirt is funny are telling the people opposed to the shirt to get a "sense of humor". it's not that they don't have a sense of humor, it's that their sense of humor doesn't include cheap vulgar jokes that only amuse 20-something year old douchebags.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:49

#245- the ability to stand up for one's self and demand the respect that you merit is also an admirable quality. More so, I'd say, than the ability to take a joke that offends you. If you are not offended that's fine, but clearly there are enough people who are offended to demonstrate the distaste with which jokes like that are made. If my boyfriend said that to my parents I would feel incredibly disrespected, exploited and subjectified. I'm not wrong for feeling that way. So why am I condemed for the sake of his lack of respect?

judgeymcjudge 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:10

I'm all for wearing joke shirts, but really, that one is repulsive :P You gotta expect some people are gonna have negative reactions. And yeah, everyone is right - you wear the shirt, you cop the reactions. It was bad luck that caused you to run into the wrong people, but your choice to wear the potentially disgusting/offensive shirt in the first place. YDI.