Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

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Icutu7 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:15

1st of all why do you still have that shirt 2nd of all YDI for waring it in public

ranty_nerd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:20

You so desurved it. Wearing something like that might get you knuckle-sandwitched. The girls I know would punch your lights out if they saw that.

EG_dod 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:21

funny shirt!

KeighlR 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:25

I have no idea why you own that shirt, or would ever wear in in public. YDI hardcore.

whoaitslu 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:26

first of all, that shirt is definitely inappropriate for going to a grocery store. actually, that shirt is inappropriate for anywhere. get a better shirt. YDI

disney4202 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:29

#95! your comment made my day more than this fml. by the way i am a girl and i definitely instantly favorited this fml. it is hella funny. Girls- there is a time to be ultra-feminist and stuff, but it is a funny t-shirt. Guys-you probably shouldn't wear shirts like that on everyday activities. maybe more like fun places.. haha because that will happen (my screen name: my little sister picked it and i was like what ever doesn't matter... i am not 4 don't worry)

harlehatschi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:39

**** your thousands of potential children's lives, not yours! YDI for owning that shirt in the first place. i mean, you picked it out to be obnoxious, and it worked, you dont exactly have anything to complain about.

k_cool 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:49

pure awesome.

dan81892 2

Monday 25 May 2009 17:53

why would you even wear a shirt like that, ever? YDI.

imameankid 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:06

#26/76: From UrbanDictionary.com cum 1. To ******. 2. Whitish fluid from aforemention ******. from Dictionary.com cum (v. and n.) seems to be a modern (by 1973) variant of the sexual sense of come that originated in pornographic writing, perhaps first in the noun sense. This "experience sexual ******" slang meaning of come (perhaps originally come off) is attested from 1650, in "Walking In A Meadowe Greene," in a folio of "loose songs" collected by Bishop Percy. As a noun meaning "semen or other product of ******" it is on record from the 1920s. So...seriously? You're supposedly 20 (it's so easy to lie on the internet), and didn't know this? Epic fail. I've known that since I was about 10. OP: YDI. I don't care if you have the shirt, but if you wear it, expect reactions, it sucks it was your g/fs parents, but oh well. If you're going to wear a politically incorrect shirt, expect shit like this. I know I do!