Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how...

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 21:15 - Finland - Kouvola

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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thequeenofscots 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:44

...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD. This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.

unknown_shooter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:42

LOVE that shirt!

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fatfaceunited 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:24

44 & 55 and everybody else talking about me I don't understand what people in the navy have to do with this. I also looked up "cum" and this is what I got. cum 1??/k?m, k?m/ S –preposition with; combined with; along with (usually used in combination): My garage-cum-workshop is well equipped. Origin: 1580–90; < L: with, together with (prep.) So i still don't get it. And by the way you can check my profile to see my age, and I'm definitely not a pre-teen.

gorjjays6 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:24

its cum not come, what the hell??

shameonmedude 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:24

#26 is 20 and he will probably die a virgin Sucks to be him. So glad I'm not!

JennyyBennyy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:30

wow 26/76, you're a fail. if you're not a pre-teen, you should know this stuff.

dancin303 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:32

#4/ #26 fatfaceunited the op is reffering to producing semen or "cumming" on the girlfriends face. semen if met with an egg is what makes children. therefore all that semen could of been babies but instead just died on the girlfriends face. do you get it NOW?!?!?!?!?!!?

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:33

The guy wants attention. Ignore him, and he will go away.

padfoot_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:36

everyone saying they want that shirt go to tshirthell.com

vaginatoast 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:36

Hahaha! I HAVE THAT SHIRT! Epic. It's a good way to weed out people with no sense of humor. FUN FACT: Girlfriend's parents aren't supposed to have a sense of humor. You definitely lose that round. Haha