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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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EvilLittleGirl 24

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:07

FYL to whoever had to clean up

feven 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:04

That sounds terrifying

Comments

samthestud13 10

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:20

Sounds like a sick ride

LOLouis_fml 24

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:22

Perhaps you actually passed out instead? Seems unlikely that you'd fall asleep on a roller coaster.

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 21:20

I've fallen asleep in some pretty weird places after a bout of insomnia, but I gotta agree that's pretty insane. Passing out seems more likely. (Either way sucks for the OP)

ziggy_007 2

Sunday 3 May 2015 22:52

I've passed out on a rollercoaster before, I think it's a lot more likely

cari_cat 19

Monday 4 May 2015 1:30

Glad someone said this, it definitely wasn't just falling asleep!

jackroarrr 25

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:24

Hahahahahha

man_in_black08 28

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:28

Oh so what i felt were THOSE type of showers on my shoulder...

russfml 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:28

That reminds me of a buddy that fell asleep standing up during a queen of the Stone Age concert lol.. FYL OP

ksks1234 33

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:36

I am amazed you are brave enough to get on a ride that goes upside down. I love amusement parks, but traveling fairs and carney physics do not bode well.