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By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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By nooooo - 17/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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Bad mom

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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By Dispute - 08/08/2011 05:30 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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Now what?

By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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By supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - 11/08/2016 08:33 - Australia - Maida Vale

Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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fulgura 10

Monday 4 March 2013 23:29

I think you could've just done: "Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. FML"

carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:56

WTF? you deserved that one.

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carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:56

WTF? you deserved that one.

ilybaby1616 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:36

lmfaoooo!!! thats funny as hell!!!! but how did u mistake ur house fonr 4 ur cell??? jwjw

GekGek 4

Wednesday 14 September 2016 22:40

what the **** is wrong with you? are you so mentally handicapped you can't fully spell or even spell words correctly?

vicky93 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:37

**** your life.

lindZAAAY 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:05

typical trannies....

drinkupgorgeous 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:09

HAHAHAHA

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:55

I don't get it

youngboss_fml 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:49

are you bein serious

angelcmel 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:41

LOL hahaha, Honest mistake. I too plead guilty to that >.<

b182link 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 4:02

uhh payphone...

bossybanks 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:49

lol crazy!

matt5217 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 3:17

that's what I was thinking

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Bad mom

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Parked out

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