By melikeyturtles - 10/10/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML
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Grimmerie 31

if he ever turns it back on, talk really really quiet so he keeps turning it up. then yell.

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Beebow_fml 5

Damn, he deafinitely doesn't like you.

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bannedforlife 0

That's the scariest thing I've heard about socialized medicine. Here's a word to the wise. Just because someone is your "patient" under this system they don't owe you respect if you're an a-hole. Which you sound like. Your job is to provide care and comfort to your patients. ESPECIALLY the elderly who are a vulnerable population. Medical personnel owe their patients respect. WTF is wrong with you?

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klol_fml 11

this guys my hear-o

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perdix 29

Start playing Rebecca Black's "Friday" repeatedly at a volume that is so loud, he feels it through his bones. Then, your voice will sound like angel honey unicorn symphony music by comparison. Seriously, when I first heard "Friday," I thought it had to be a ridiculous parody of the YouTube sensation I had read about.

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bigantennaemay 3

and even worse than that, you could play freaxxx by brokencyde

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SugaryTears 0

Awks in a bawks with a talking fawks who has the chicken pawks and eats rawks.

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Cheylea 10

Before he can turn it off start mouthing words instead of talking. It'll confuse the heck out of him :p

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Jamicianprince 1

Well he's just one person

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CryMoreFMLs 14

10 - Are you a prostitute by any chance? If so, I believe boners might take you in.

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