By Anonymous - 06/05/2012 04:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
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thelastavailable 13

Tell him you also want to get contacts so that maybe you'll see more dick.

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onlychildFTW 33

Awwe to bad. But at least he hasn't broken up with you over that. Some guys I know would. And your skin will clear up eventually I'm sure.

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pdp_fml 21

Your acne will eventually go away. I don't know if your relationship will last that long, but don't be alarmed. You could meet a much nicer boy in the near future. Have a great life!

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patrickalamo 47

Be careful what you ask for... You may get an honest answer

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titzenpitzer 9

So that's what Mars looks like. No really, when I was young I had a serious case of Marslandscaping on my face. At one time, I started drinking water (and only water) like mad and it actually helped me. It didn't work with some other people though.

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perdix 29

Wait 'til he starts checking out your ass. Uh-oh.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wait 'till he sees your OH!

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agreedtodisagree 4

Just hoping you got big **** so the poor guy has some thing to appreciate about.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Not everyone in the world enjoy huge boobs. They're are a lot of people who like smaller boobs. You sound extremely shallow

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threer 30

This is objectification. Women are obviously only acne, '****', and rear ends...

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cjack188 13

Just remember OP, every cloud has a silver lining :)

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DairyQueen13 0

He sounds like my ex. Dump him. You'll be better for it.

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The_Hitdude 12

This is a phrase that had made me lose faith in humanity. People suggest a break-up for the dumbest shit these days. He laughed when you tripped? Dump him. She has cat allergies? Dump her. His parents don't like you? Dump him. She forgot to wear deoderant? Dump her. THIS is what our world has come to. What happened to working things out? I'm ashamed to be apart of the human race.

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nikkon416 13

So he's an a******e for being honest? Most people find that to be a good quality. Yes, it might be a hurtful thing to hear, but at least he was honest. No one knows whether or not he was trying to be a prick. If you dont want to hear the truth then don't ask.

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Yaen 18

People jump into relationships and marriages way too quickly nowadays. If somebody is irritated by something their partner does, chances are they should not have entered into a relationship in the first place and backing out is probably the best way to go. You know you really love a person when you love their irritating habits too :) tl;dr: people date too much and too soon

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Trisha_aus 15

So dump him for telling the truth? Wtf! Girls go on and on about wanting their bf's to be honest with them at all times but when it actually happens they don't want to hear it...and acne is not aids..it'll go away just go see a dermatologist

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