Miscellaneous: Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't...

By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By brows - 03/03/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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iowagirl1997 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:06

Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL

Jaywin 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:38

This FML is structured poorly.

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FriesWithASideOf 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 18:48

YDI for having a Mexican as a waxer

Skimbap 0

Monday 21 June 2010 6:58

If she had a moustache, she was probably my mom too.

melonsmasherrr 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:06

ha. ha. ha.

jess512 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 8:52

lol

lotusgem 0

Friday 29 April 2011 8:26

it's their job to ask you in an insulting way to make you feel bad. go to someone who is polite in the future

exuberancegirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:41

it doesnt hurt... just startles u at first but u get over it

dwh4574 3

Sunday 18 September 2011 22:25

He is just trying to make u feel bad to get more money

thaaatgirl 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:08

FYL! Bwahahahhaha.

superpokgai123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:19

Get a new face

jroxursox1 10

Monday 30 January 2012 23:18

He's either being brutally honest or wanting more cash but probably both sorry that happened to you.

Razorbabe13 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:01

Hey girl, I get my lips waxed. Truth is, no guy will ever notice unless u can stand 3 feet away from the mirror and still see it!

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