Money: Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight....

By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML

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By pinkplasticjesus - 20/06/2009 03:17 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML

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By imanidiot - 19/04/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:24 - France

Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

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Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

By Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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Money for nothing

By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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MaiDeath 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:12

I guess someones having a good day...on you of course

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:33

I feel like that would be the one thing I definitely wouldn't forget after going to the ATM considering that's the reason I went there in the first place

Comments

amh721 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 18:32

I work at a bank and people do this all the time, as well as forgetting their cards. It's a pain for us to get your shit back just because you were too stupid to pay attention. A third grader would know better. Idiot.

mixedbreed1 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 18:57

Damn sucks for u! Somebody came up on some quick cash!

cul8r 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 0:04

The ATM will retract the money, if it isn't pulled out of the slit in a certain time. Some banks will then not deduct this from your account, others will have to check the ATMs event log and then clear the issue. If the next customer took the money, he's on camera and will have ID'd himself with his transaction anyway. So, you don't have to worry at all. (I assume the ATMs in France are like the ones here in Germany.)

hosson 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 1:26

wow. just wow. u really f---ed up there.

TCoop1515 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 13:28

I bet you made someone' day.

huggy515 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:54

12 -> kurt cobain is alive!

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:21

How can you ignore the obnoxious beeping noise? That is IF your ATMs do that. I think most do.

andrealovvve 17

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:47

You're a ****** moron -.- that's the first thing I check

Travis420 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 4:19

Thats what you get for using Euros. U.S.A motherfuckers $$$$$$$$FTW.

munev 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:44

the ATM's in Australia don't allow you to leave without taking your stuff. money won't come out untill u have removed your card and the machine doesn't stop flashing and beeping untill you take your money.