By damn - 09/04/2014 21:12 - United States - Kenton

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Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
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EndOfSekrets 13

Talk shit, get laid.

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stryder9090 28

she must've been from the 2girls1cup video...nAsty!

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Canyoudig_it 19

That seriously has to be the strangest compliment I've ever heard of.

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0ss 12

Guess she takes pride in a man whos not afraid to share his bowel movements. I'd tell you to follow by example, but that would be shitty advice if he merely fluked out.

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a_wiener_d0g 15

He must have some serious game to pull that one off

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oddities 20

Except your right hand. Unless you aren't right handed.

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thomcmoore 23

I don't it's his left hand that needs to worry about being beaten.

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Steve95401 49

I never knew that being "regular" had such great benefits.

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YongWang 5

Your roommate must look Bradley Cooper or this chick is incredibly shallow. Why not both!!

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toastedbagel14 3

I don't find anything weird about that. Just as long as he washes his hands thoroughly afterwards.

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