By damn - 09/04/2014 21:12 - United States - Kenton

Spicy
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
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EndOfSekrets 13

Talk shit, get laid.

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joselgarciac 9

That's a shitty situation, now off for my second 12 pack of beer...

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poisongirl708 11

What the heck did I just read? Poop is not really attractive

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squarecircles 13

Give me strength if that's the new pick up line.

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chrisbreastr0kr 11

When he finds out she has a penis make sure to laugh.

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maggiefox 25

Talking dirty made her horny ;)

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birdybirdchirp 18

yeah thats the best piece of ass you'll ever get right there never says no or complains.

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trippplenegative 8

Well if that is the pick up line he used you probably don't want to be with a girl like that anyway.

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jicou 7

you know what to do now if you want to get laid and stop jerking off

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tararochelle 18

When you like someone, sometimes you put up with their shit.

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