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By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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fermata 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

sjx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:01

that's just mean :-(

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iPhanny 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:50

Pft, jerk. :|

swanlee 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:53

Awesome way to get dumped, your ex had a good imagination

Dhamy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:17

Wow, what an ass.

firebrand111 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:30

This is pretty bad. But... You've got to admit, it's pretty clever. I give him points for originality.

KristelDreams 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:49

WTH! What a jerk!

worstlifevuh 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:06

YDI. Nobody ever looks at it from the BFs perspective, you're probably running around whoring yourself out, or just a bitch. Be thankful he put that much creative thought into it.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:50

#36 I was only speculating we dont know the whole situation now do we? what if the guy is under massive amounts of stress especially because it seems like it was an all of a sudden type thing without any warning where he wouldnt be able to take the guilt emotional energy to deal with it thats just one possible way of looking at it