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By marcymoo - 11/03/2013 04:09 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML

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By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By dontpeeonmenxtime - 29/12/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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oj101 33

Monday 11 March 2013 12:12

You better wake him up when he's sleep-pee next time. I'd be pissed off too. Urine your rights to do that.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 11 March 2013 12:13

Seems like urine a bit of a pickle there.

Comments

upallnight11 19

Monday 11 March 2013 13:43

OP, is your boyfriend a dog?

WolfieTheBadass 9

Monday 11 March 2013 13:47

Time to get the good ol' adult diapers

Angio113 10

Monday 11 March 2013 13:54

Well, he did warn you that he would pee on everything you love...

klovemachine 24

Monday 11 March 2013 14:39

R Kelly?!? :-O

WeeniesMom 8

Monday 11 March 2013 15:21

My dad did that to my mom's sock drawer...twice. XD

skyeyez9 24

Monday 11 March 2013 15:24

Put your nice things into a locked room where your sleep pisser doesn't have access to it during his episodes. And only you have the key. Fyl indeed. Is there a medical cure for that? Maybe arrange for him to get a doctor appt Or kick his ass out and make him sleep at his own place till he gets this under control.

WolfieTheBadass 9

Monday 11 March 2013 16:13

Urine a lot of trouble if your stuff turns out to be broken

noelasis94 18

Monday 11 March 2013 16:49

Sleep pees sounds like a product that's ready to hit the market, late night infomercials, and instant millions.

ViviMage 38

Monday 11 March 2013 17:27

He needs to see a doctor about that. He seems to have some kind of sleeping disorder.

tj4234 35

Monday 11 March 2013 18:39

'He seems to have some kind of sleeping disorder.' thank you captain obvious.

StanSmith2013 26

Monday 11 March 2013 18:30

Isn't that called being 'drunk and lazy'?

tj4234 35

Monday 11 March 2013 18:41

no it's a genuine sleeping disorder. I think it's actually quite common. I don't do it myself but I know a few people that do.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 11 March 2013 19:20

This is where you go buy NAIR and put it in his shampoo. In reference to that let him find out for his damn self. KARMA it sucks but REVENGE is sweet.