By marcymoo - 11/03/2013 04:09 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 925
You deserved it 2 872

Same thing different taste

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oj101 33

You better wake him up when he's sleep-pee next time. I'd be pissed off too. Urine your rights to do that.

Seems like urine a bit of a pickle there.

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Sorry, OP. It's hard to decide between trying to fix it or just throwing it out and buying a new one... Using a urine-soaked computer or spending another couple or so hundred dollars to buy a new one.... *Sigh* Shaking head.... Decisions..... Decisions....

Look at the bright side... he'll be replacing some of your things. Upgrade? Just hide your favorite shoes.

I did that when I was like 5. Popped open my playstation 1 and pissed in it like a toilet, hit power to flush. Oh, and the fridge now and again. Man am I glad that's behind me, lol

It took a lot of Poise for him to admit that. Now, if he's just use some...

Uh are you serious? or did you just pissed him of?

Yeah I had this as a young kid. I walked into the kitchen a urinated on the dishwasher... Lol!