Intimacy: Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 11:23 - Sweden

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

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By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

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By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Totally? Really?

By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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Saturday 4 December 2010 19:22

Maybe you're not as straight as you think.

JessieMongoose 11

Saturday 4 December 2010 19:20

LMAO.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:46

Straight as a circle..

athenaxdivine 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:57

win!

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:50

Dreams never mean what they seem to mean... if that made any sense at all. Basically, no you are not craving a bodybuilder, you are probably in need of... well I don't know.

toxicxodrug 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:17

look up on the dream dictionary havig sex with the same sex means you are vomfortable with your sexuality havig sex with a celebrity shows your strive for success

Binkding 6

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:51

that's nasty

nikkibihm 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:51

since you said , "you got it good" well I think your not as straight as you say you are. LMFAO

gigilvrs6 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:51

Schwarzenegger. Figures.

andrewshields20 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:52

I bet ur gay. lol

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Saturday 4 December 2010 20:53

Could be worse. I woke up in an excellent mood last week, content and feeling amazing physically and mentally. Even whistled as I made my coffee. Sighed in absolute bliss. All because of the best sex dream of my life. It was not until I was in the shower that I realized the guy in it was Dr. Heiter, from The Human Centipede.

Bawxy 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:05

I gagged for you. *shudder*

XmasterX 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:06

dreams are wishes the mind makes ;)

im_wilder 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:07

sooo you planing to have a kid with him? might as well call it junior ;)

stronghand0331 17

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:26

If he and Arnold have a kid, they better name it something manly like Hasselhof.

im_wilder 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:31

I'm just stating it cause of seniors movie where he was pregnant.. but Yeah how is hasselhof manly? lol and why would it need to be manly there two guys having babies :/