By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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iranoutofnames 6

This sounds like the beginning to an awesome movie.

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

Is your anus also sore? Damn hipster

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Wtf91101 3

Check ALL body "openings" for foreign objects, like maybe the vacume or toilette brush. Dad, "can u explain why the vacume cord is trailing outta your ass?"

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boredfishing 0

A doctor told me once that the strangest thing he has ever found was a rolled up Sunday news paper shoved up a guy's anus.

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hilary56 0

Thanks for sharing the story, you should probably haul ass to clean up

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sheethapins 13

You deserved it, my advice: Send this FML to Hollywood, hope Ben Stiller gets a hold of it, then pay for the damages off what you made selling the story. Or claim you were robbed by a pokemon crazed pervert who loves to do arts and crafts with cookies and eggs. Your call.

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Doortje 29

Good luck explaining that. There's no way you're going to get all that cleaned in 1 hour. You're gonna be grounded for life, and your parents will be so disappointed in you. Yeah, I like to kick a man when he's down.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Maybe it got a bit out of control with more than just a few people turning up. That's my theory anyway All they all got smashed and just fudged the place up

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Enslaved 36

Too bad you don't live in a "Weird Science" movie.

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laceyanneman 7

I honestly can't say I've been to a party like that.

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dreamering 16

It's good to know than complaining here takes the priority over cleaning up the shit.

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X3liteXHunterX 12

Very carefully.

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